and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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