yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
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