She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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