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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
They took my balls.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Will exercising make me less horny?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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