I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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