I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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