p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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