Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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