yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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