I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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