All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
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