My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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