Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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