It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
How's work?
Spinning.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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