Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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