I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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