shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
He did a backflip because drugs
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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