this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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