I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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