i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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