Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
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