This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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