i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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