I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
