There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
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