Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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