Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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