By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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