why didn't you poke me back
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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