You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
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