come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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