Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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