when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Randomize