puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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