Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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