But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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