She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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