Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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