If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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