At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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