Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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