i jhust puked up my retainher.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize