i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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