great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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