so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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