when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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