y did u give ur computer a hand job?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
its liver damage thursday
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