im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
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