im having a threesome with these popsicles
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Is her dick bigger than yours?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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