Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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