First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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