oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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