All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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